A big一city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher claimed t ...

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg, then urinated on its owner. Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passerby ...

Two IT guys were walking across the ark when one said, "Where did you get sucha great bike`?" 两个从事信息技术工作的男子穿过公园，其中一个说:“你从哪里搞来了这么一 ...

Mother no's best 母亲最知情 Conversation between mother and child: 以下是毋亲和孩子的对话: "Can I have a chocolate-chip cookie?" “我能吃块巧克力甜饼吗?” ...

Smooth talk 消除谈话障碍 We own a small foreign car，the hinges of which are exposed to the weather and sometimes squeak. One day I was oiling the hinges when our landlord walked by.” ...

Real criticism 点到痛处 As a young lawyer working on my first big case，I was sitting in federal district court watching a prominent attorney question a witness. The attorney was trying， ...

Obey simon only 事得其反 A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change.“Flight 354，“said the contro ...

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sasparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head ...

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U. S. auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes ...

A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at Lakeside Mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and ba ...