The devil and the lord 上帝与恶魔 A preacher was asking for contributions to the church's sprogram to buy food for the needy. The town gambler, who also owned the salon and several other ...

So what 那又怎么样? "With a single stroke of a brush,"said the art teacher，taking his class around the National Gallery," Joshua Reynolds could change a smiling face to a frowning one ...

Cooking show 烹饪节目 Two neighbors were chatting over the back fence. "Did you know that my wife has started a cooking show on television?"one asked. 两个邻居在后院隔着栅聊柳 ...

The cured 治愈的人 "We rarely use the word cure，"said the psychiatrist to his patient. "But after five years of therapy it is my pleasure to pronounce you completely cured. "To his surpr ...

Flower talk 花的语言 A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Flowers". 一位先生走进一家生意兴隆的商店。他见到花店 ...

More than necessary 弄巧成拙 One evening my husband's golfing buddy drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent ...

Universal sign 国际手势 After driving up and down several lanes，I finally found a parking spot at the shopping mall. I noticed another man driving very slowly in the same direction, and, ...

Child's imitation 孩子的模仿 The kindergarten class I teach was excited about the February assembly,where they would participate by reciting a portion of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.On ...

A couple who have been married for 20 years is preparing for bed when the following conversation takes place. . . 一对已经结婚20年的夫妇正准备睡觉，然后就有了下面这段对话 ...

one day a very sick old man calls his doctor, his lawyer, and his CPA to his deathbed: 一位得了重病的老人把他的医生、律师和会计师叫到了自己的病床前。 old man: "I ...