When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on t ...

Smart or not 谁人不聪明 A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts.He requested my assistance in putting it into operat ...

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" ...

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?" 亚当在伊甸园里走来走去，感到十分的孤独。上帝问亚当:“你怎 ...

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. 保罗正在一条拥挤的街市上闲逛，他停下来，坐在了一个看掌纹人的 ...

David St. John, 37，was the victim last week of what police say was a terrible mistake. 37岁的大卫·斯特·约翰，上周成了警察犯的一个大错误的牺牲品。 The two Hayward ...

A friend of mine claims this happened to a friend of hers: 我的一个朋友告诉我，这件事发生在她的一个朋友的身上。 She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. ...

A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile. He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be delivered in ten years. The man then asks: ...

The art of bribery 受贿有术 A man of influence wanted to give a politician a new car.”You know I can` t accept a car，"the politician protested.“That's bribery.“The wheeler-dealer ...

Filling a form 填表 Two drifters were so broke that，against their principies，they went to an employment office，looking for work."What shall I put here where it says 'Experience' ?" Joe ...