A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I’1l turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The fr ...

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. 一个年轻人向一位老富翁请教如何赚钱。 The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said，"Well, son, it was 1932. T ...

One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the professor asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man ke ...

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!” 一天深夜，在疯人院里一个患者大喊:“我是拿破仑。” Another one said, "How do you know?" 另 ...

Frugal 如此节俭 Mrs. Willencot was very frugal. When her husband died，she asked the newspaper how much it would cost for a death notice. 成伦考特太太非常节俭.她丈夫死后 ...

More rare! 嫩的稀奇! Like most colleges，the food at St. Mary's College of Maryland scores low marks for both quality and variety.One exception is our annual steak-and-shrimp night;but ...

Harry: My big brother shaves every day. 哈里:“我哥哥每天都刮脸。” Henry: My brother shaves fifty times a day. 亨利:“那有什么，我哥哥每天刮SO次脸。” Harry ...

Teacher: Why does a train run faster than a car? 老师:“为什么火车比汽车快?” Pupil:Because it has more wheels than a car. 学生:“因为火车的轮子比汽车多。” ...

Bobby: Billy broke my new doll! 鲍伯:“比利弄坏了我的玩具娃娃。” Mum: How did he do that? 妈妈:“他怎么弄坏的?” Bobby: I hit him over the head with it. 鲍 ...

Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as O ...