To Obey Orders 服从命令 My husband's first coaching experience was with a junior-high一school basketball team.During a game，he sent in one of the youngest boys and gave him strict inst ...

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him，"Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!” ...

Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made. 民主党人做出计划，然后把它放到一边，而共和党人则追随其祖辈制定 ...

There once was a really dumb blonde who had two horses. Now this blonde couldn’t tell her two horses apart so she decided to ask her neighbor to help her out. She said to her neighbor, "I have two ...

An Italian walks into a bar with a bad knee and notices a guy sitting at the end of the bar. He walks to the bartender and asks who it is. The bartender tells him it is Jesus. The Italian orders a d ...

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instant1y. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the ...

A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank wil ...

QUALIFICATION 称职 " What makes you think you're qualified to be a nightwatchmah?"asked the personnel director. 一位人事经理问一位求职者:“你怎么就觉得你能胜任值夜 ...

.WRONG PLACE! 找错地方啦 While working in the psychology department at a Com-munity College in Centerville，Michigan, I was asked to en-large a chart for a meeting. I called the copy roo ...

SELFISH? 谁自私? My husband and I were discussing the options available on the new car we planned to buy. The standard equipment included a driver's side air bag，but the passenger air bag ...