A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. The waiter says, "Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage.” 一个德州人、一 ...

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for: 如果你要求休息一天，那就让我们看看你一直都要求了些什么: There are 365 days per year available fo ...

Regulations 规定 It was sunny and warm when our neighbor, Danny，left home for his first day of school. He was the proud if reluctaut possessor of a new sport coat and tie，since his schoo ...

Wrongly dressed 穿错了 I wanted to look especially nice when I valked my son to his first day of kindergarten，so I took the liberty of borrowing an outfit from my younger，more fashiona ...

Immaculate deception 窍门 My mother and a group of her friends were discussing housecleaning. Mom, who dislikes the task，stated in a matter-of-fact way,”Oh，I'm giving it up. I'm goin ...

"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!" ...

John D．Rocke feller， the wellkn own millionaire，gave away millions， but he himself was very mean about small sums of money． One day he went to stay at a hotel in New York and asked for the ...

Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two! Two Pieces of Cake 两块蛋糕 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈： ...

Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face." Hearing that, Mr. White became very angry. And then he sudd ...

Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face." Hearing that, Mr. White became very angry. And then he sudd ...