Birthday Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ ...

Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he w ...

Billy and Bobby were small boys．They were brothers，and they often had fights with each other． Last Saturday their mother said to them，“I'm going to cook our lunch now．Go out and play ...

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad．“Now，children，” said she，“has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？” “Please，teache ...

Limerick There was a young lady of Niger， Who smiled as she rode on a tiger． They returned from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger Limer ...

What Are The Two Words？ A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．“My dear，” said the old lady，“I wish you would do something for me．I wish you would promi ...

On her return from school，little Dolly，aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother．She see med glad， ...

The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud." "How will that help?" said the second boy. ...

Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "Bu ...

My Boss and I When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy. When I do so ...