The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a s ...

A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair. "When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff," complained ...

There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write. One day when the landlord was chatting with his guests, a servant came ...

The Astronaut Pen During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines ...

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lo ...

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lo ...

Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？” Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．” Young hopef ...

A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police. 一个男人把车开到了每小时130英里的时速。警察把他拦了一下来。 “Sorry, officer.” S ...

Patient: You say carrot sight. Is that true? 患者:“你说过吃胡萝卜对视力有帮助，是真的吗?” Doctor: Certainly. Have you ever seen rabbits wearing glasses? 医生:“ ...

Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh. 顾客:“我怀疑这里的牛奶是否新鲜。” Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS! 侍者:“新鲜?三个小时前它还是一堆 ...