The couple seated in restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table，their waiter suddenly rushed over. 在饭馆里坐着一对夫妇，他们看上 ...

A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible,” she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.” 丈夫下班回到家 ...

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. 卡尔森被指控 ...

An American tourist was riding in a taxi in Israel. As the taxi approached a red light, the tourist was shocked to see the driver drive straight through without even slowing down. Surprised as he wa ...

Two Irish lovers are sitting on a bench, in a park. They are holding hands，but the lady is nervously twisting her hands. 一对爱尔兰情侣坐在公园里的长椅上。他们手牵着手， ...

For a long time Dr. Smith had wanted to get a better job in a certain big modern hospital, and at last he was successful. He was appointed to a particular position, which he wanted，and his wife mo ...

There was a little girl whose mother was very strict. Her mother tried to make her daughter behave in a very decent manner, but the girl was still three and half years old. One day the family went t ...

Two guys recently dead were given the option to stay either in Heaven or Hell fog the rest of their eternity. They asked if it was OK to look around first, and to their surprise,it was.First, they wen ...

Why Is He Howling 他为什么喊 Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot! 牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还 ...

One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast（烘烤） pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me. ...