A Boy with a Big Head 大头娃娃 Children made fun of him because he had a beautiful head. 大头娃娃一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。 "Do ...

A Speeding Motorist 超速的司机 A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.　 一位公路巡警截住了 ...

Penny Trick 一便士的小把戏 After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. 某晚，在把三岁宝宝山米放到 ...

A visitor to the zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had died. 一名参观动物园的游客注意到一名饲养员正躲在角 ...

Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday. 亨利是个美国人，他到伦敦来度假。 One day he was not feeling well, so he went to the clerk at the desk ...

Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said. 妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大点儿，另一个小点儿。“跟妹妹分 ...

Annie: Mum,do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday? 安妮: 妈妈，你知道你过生日我会送你什么礼物吗? Mum: No,dear,what is it? 妈妈: 亲爱的，我猜 ...

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny. 老师: 约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。 Johnny: It's there , sir. 约翰尼: 先生，在这儿。 Te ...

Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom? 老师: 汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么? Tom: Men. 汤姆:男人们。 Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? 老师: 答 ...

Student A: When do people talk least? 学生甲: 人们在什么时候说话最少? Student B: In February. 学生乙: 在二月。 Student A: Why? 学生甲: 为什么呢? Student ...