One morning Mrs. Ferdinand said to her husband: "Roger, there's a meeting at Mrs. Young's house at lunch time today, and I want to go to it. I'll leave you some food for your lunch. Is that all righ ...

A family moved from the city to the suburbs, and were told they ought to get a watchdog to guard their house. So they bought the largest dog available from a near-by dealer. Shortly afterwar ...

A family moved from the city to the suburbs, and were told they ought to get a watchdog to guard their house. So they bought the largest dog available from a near-by dealer. Shortly afterwar ...

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," ...

A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?" "Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; Go ...

Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog' ...

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard. "Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're sa ...

The owner of a small travel agency saw an attractive couple gazing at his travel poster. Suddenly inspired, he ran up and told them his idea. "I'll give you an all-expenses-paid vacation in exchange ...

A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry, honked2 ...

During a visit to my mother' s home, I joined her in the living room to talk, read and watch television. Facing a bookcase that has been in the same spot since I was a child, I let my eyes wander ov ...