A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur（恐龙） bones lying about. How old are these bones? the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide. Ex ...

"Did1 you sell any of your paintings at the art show?" "No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one." “你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？” “没有，但我还是受到 ...

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, Hon ...

A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother. Thinking desiring to know how he claimed kindred（家族，亲属关系） to him ...

The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I th ...

When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation. ...

How did you make your fortune? I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experience. How did that help? Now he has the experience and I the money. 你是怎么发财 ...

A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!" "Oh, Don't worry! All you have to remember ...

Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in? Local yokel: Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or eat solid food. Visitor: What was the matter with you? Local yokel: Nothing---I w ...

One day, he went out hunting with some friends. A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop. The bald g ...