Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!　　 Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!　　 Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 　 布朗 ...

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left ...

Setting the Table 摆桌子 Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when guests were due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then ...

Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was. "The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to b ...

The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patien. For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the ...

A pious（虔诚的） believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation. He went to church every Sunday and never missed a ceremony or a baptism（洗礼）. One day, he went to see the doctor ...

Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg! 精神病医师：你哪里不舒服 ...

A brunette（深色的）, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks. The cop kicks t ...

I married a widow with six children. I had five myself by my late wife. We have been married for four years and our union had been blessed with three more. The other day my wife came in hurrie ...

One day a customer called to a service representative1 at a cable-television company. She complained about the reception on the Disney Channel. 一位顾客给有线电视台的负责部门打电话 ...