This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses． One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations． “ ...

A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no." said the ...

A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him. "What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?" "Yes." the man beside him answered. "She is my wife." ...

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. 　　 Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy co ...

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug1 the hole for it.” Bill wasn't impressed, “W ...

A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone an ...

A teacher said to her class: "Who was the first man?" “George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly. "How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, sm ...

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I' ...

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, ...

Dear white, something you got to know 親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。 When I was born, I was black. 當我出生時，我是黑色的 When I grow up, I am black. 我長大了， ...