There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived，but they didn’t notice it.Then the guard shouted，"Take your seats please !” 三 ...

A: "What's the purpose of the propeller?" B: "To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!" A：飞机的螺旋桨有什么用？ B：为了保持飞行 ...

When the sick man entered the consulting room, the doctor smiled and said: "I am glad to see that you look much better today." "Yes, I followed the direction on your medicine bottle," replied th ...

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me ...

A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St. Peter told them, he would ...

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered." "I think librar ...

Once a boy's grandfather beat his grandson for playing with fire in the courtyard. The boy's father saw this and he got worried about his son. So he took a stick and began beating himself. The gra ...

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella." The little turtle rep ...

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala（欢庆的） charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a c ...

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit m ...