Happiness in Dream There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink1 coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonight go bac ...

Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults. "We've been married fifteen years," one woman said, "and every night after dinner my husband always ...

Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neighbor: Your ove ...

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywh ...

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again ...

Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for severa months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing ...

Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer. "You talk to people on th ...

Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too? Husband: Well, ...

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like ...

Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the cheap ...