A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? "" Too bloody right(当然). Gee（表示惊奇，赞赏等）, how are you men all alway ...

It’s not that. 不是那样的。 A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet. B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella. A: No, it wasn’t raining. A：我看见7个女 ...

An Old Couple's Quarrel 老夫妻吵架 A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate1. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative2 frame of mind, cried: "I' ...

CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me." 　　 Assistant: "What were you before?" 　 　 CEO: "a multimillionaire." Millionaire 　　 　　 百万富翁 　　 主管：我妻子 ...

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving th ...

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!" 一个男人对他的 ...

No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice."Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her." So the young ...

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at ...

A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration(演示) and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted(小跑) ...

"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good ...