In Six Months 六个月之后 A school leaver was being interviewed for a job as an office boy. 一个中途辍学的孩子想当办公室勤务员，正在接受面试。 "You will get ...

Can His Football Come To Play 他的足球能出来玩玩吗 A little boy knocked on the door of his classmate's house.When his classmate's mother answered，he said， 小男孩在敲他同 ...

An Opposite Example 相反的例子 An aesthetics professor’s grandson asked his grandfather，"grandpa，why did you say that all the false are ugly?” 美学教授的孙子问他爷爷 ...

A Cerebra!Conversation 理智的交谈 A Sri一Lankian professor went to London on his sabbatical. After three months he was tired of English food and went to a butcher shop to buy something t ...

How do You Feel Now 59.你现在感觉如何 Tom groaned to the doctor in his school's hospital, "My arm hurts, my stomach hurts, my chest hurts, my neck hurts, my shoulder hurts,and my head h ...

To Ask For Leave 请假 "So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather ...

A Math Professor 数学教授 A math professor has just been knocked down by a speeding car. A police officer rushed over and asked，"Were you able to get the license number of the vehicle th ...

Three Interesting Professors 三个有趣的教授 There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived，but they didn’t notice it. ...

Contribution 贡献 A friend of mine, a Sunday-school teacher，attended a church dinner with her husband，who isn't much of a church一goer. The pastor asked each person to stand，introduce ...

Keys? Kiss 钥匙?接吻 A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adults who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday object ...