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Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Any way there was this young nurse. Every time she came in, she talked to him like a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice" And how are we doing this morning?"
哈里住进了医院，他是一个老人，负责护理他的是一个年轻的护士。每次她走进病房，都会像对待小孩一样地和哈里说话。她会用一个施恩者的态度问:“今天上午过的好吗?”
Well, this is a story of revenge. He had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice. You know where the juice went.
这是哈里对她报复的故事。哈里领到了早饭，从托盘里把苹果汁拿下来，放到自己床前的架子上，然后他把它们全部倒进了尿罐里。你该明白会是什么效果吧。
The nurse came in and picked up the urine bottle. She looks at it. "It seems we are a little cloudy today…”At this, he snatches the bottle out of her hand, and saying "Well，I’ll run it through again, and maybe I can filter it better this time.”
过了一会儿那个护士进了病房，她拿起尿罐看了看，说道“今天好像有点浑。”这时，哈里把瓶子从她手里夺过来，说道:“那我再倒一遍，或许这次我过滤一下效果会好些的。”
真实的幽默
更新于2015年06月19日
来源于原版英语
Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Any way there was this young nurse. Every time she came in, she talked to him like a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice" And how are we doing this morning?"
哈里住进了医院，他是一个老人，负责护理他的是一个年轻的护士。每次她走进病房，都会像对待小孩一样地和哈里说话。她会用一个施恩者的态度问:“今天上午过的好吗?”
Well, this is a story of revenge. He had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice. You know where the juice went.
这是哈里对她报复的故事。哈里领到了早饭，从托盘里把苹果汁拿下来，放到自己床前的架子上，然后他把它们全部倒进了尿罐里。你该明白会是什么效果吧。
The nurse came in and picked up the urine bottle. She looks at it. "It seems we are a little cloudy today…”At this, he snatches the bottle out of her hand, and saying "Well，I’ll run it through again, and maybe I can filter it better this time.”
过了一会儿那个护士进了病房，她拿起尿罐看了看，说道“今天好像有点浑。”这时，哈里把瓶子从她手里夺过来，说道:“那我再倒一遍，或许这次我过滤一下效果会好些的。”
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