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更新于2015年09月12日 来源于小e英语

Second thoughts are best.

三思而后行。

Professor is handing out the examination papers to a roomful of students.

教授正在给全班学生发考卷。

A:You will have exactly two hours. Under no circumstances will I ac-cept a paper given to me after the deadline has passed.Do you un-derstand?

你们有整整两个小时的时间,超过规定时间交上来的考卷,不管什么原因,我绝对不收,明白吗?

B:Yes.

是。

( After two hours.两小时以后。)

A:Time is up.

时间到。

B:Wait.

等一下。

(About 15 minutes later. A students come to the platform and give his
paper to the professor.

大约15分钟以后,一个学生走向讲台,并把卷子给了教授。)

A:Didnt you hear what I said?

你难道没听到我说的话吗?

B:Yes,I did. But do you know who I am!professor?

不,我听到了,但你知道我是谁吗,教授?

A:No.

不知道。

B:Terrific.

太好了。

Then he stuffed his paper into the middle of the pile.

然后他把他的考卷塞进整堆考卷中。

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